OT - "For the girls"

Just a little comic diversion here.  I love Maxine, so for your amusement---how many of these can you identify with:

http://goldengirls03.org/WomensWorld.htm

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LOVE the one about Creation!!!!  Yeah-right on

and the one about hot wax-----I'm not afraid of hot wax---it doesn't have legs and run like lightning-----spiders do.  And those woods spiders---my gosh!----I flushed one down the toilet once--it was HUGE- I screamed the entire time---and guess what--I stood there and watched in horror as it came back up!      

LOL....I HATE spiders with a passion!!  As a kid, I was down in the cellar with my dad watching him doing his woodworking on some project or other and a spider crawled up the wall next to me.  I let out a blood curdling scream.  My mother came flying down the stairs expecting to find me laying on the floor in a pool of blood with my arm cut off from the band saw or something.  "What happened?" she yelled.  My father just calmy said, "Oh, she just saw a spider, that's all!"  If I saw a spider down there after that, I literally had to put my hand over my mouth to keep from screaming, less I scare the daylights out of my mother again!!  

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