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July 2, 2008 05:54 PM    View printable version     Link to this comment   
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Twelve Steps of Illegal Aliens Anonymous

Wednesday, 02 July 2008
Satire by John W. Lillpop

Alcoholic Anonymous has earned worldwide fame for its success in treating people afflicted with alcoholism. The heart of AA is the twelve step program which, when followed religiously, usually delivers the gift of sobriety.

Illegal aliens are much the same as alcoholics; in fact, many invaders suffer from the disease. Because of the urgent need to rehabilitate these good hearted, hard working criminals, the steps of AA have been adopted to the lives and times of illegal aliens.

As could be expected, the original version of the Twelve Steps of Illegal Aliens is in guttural Mexican, written and produced in San Francisco.

What follows is an English translation, offered for the benefit of taxpayers that need to know how their money is being wasted on illegal aliens.
TWELVE STEPS OF ILLEGAL ALIENS ANONYMOUS

1. We admitted we were powerless over our drive to violate US borders, language, and culture in order to invade America and change everything.

2. Came to believe that Deportations by a power greater than ourselves could be thwarted by moving to San Francisco and other bastions of anti-American liberal insanity known as sanctuary cities.

3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to La Raza, the ACLU, the DNC, Barack Obama, and John McCain, and the mainstream media.

4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves. Finding none, we found "Family Values do not end at the Rio Grande" to be a mindless slogan uttered by a mindless politician bent on mindless pandering to Hispanics and mindless obstruction of the rule of law.

5. Admitted to no one, especially to agents of the Border patrol, Homeland Security, ICE, the Minutemen, and local law authorities, the exact nature of our wrongs.

6. Were entirely ready to march and riot in the streets should ICE or any other law enforcement agency even consider deporting illegal aliens to the Mexican side of the border.

7. Humbly asked Barack Obama and John McCain to grant amnesty to our sorry, brown butts no later than 1 PM on January 20, 2009.

8. Would have made a list of all persons we had harmed, and would have been willing to make amends to them all, were it not for the fact that we are but a collection of illiterate peasants who could care less about the fate of gringos foolish enough to get in our way.

9. Would never make direct amends to such people, especially since doing so would bring horrific damage to the Mexican economy and the sacred objectives of the Reconquesta movement.

10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly denied it and shouted RACISM! non-stop at the very top of our lungs.

11. Sought through alcohol and illegal drugs to improve our conscious contact with the omnipotent Illegal Alien in the Sky, as we understood Him, praying only for free tacos and ice-cold beer to sustain us throughout the scalding summer.

12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we carried this message to other illegal aliens and encouraged them all to vote Democrat in the November elections.

Happy rehab, Pancho!

John W. Lillpop
San Jose, California

http://tinyurl.com/4lesvx
July 2, 2008 05:58 PM    View printable version     Link to this comment   
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You out did yourself on that one CJ. Excellent I say...Laughing

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July 2, 2008 06:23 PM    View printable version     Link to this comment   
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February 9, 2008
How true, yet so sad.

2 Chronicles 7:14
July 3, 2008 05:40 AM    View printable version     Link to this comment   
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April 3, 2008

Out of the ballpark!  Can I hear an amen?

 



Americans are so enamored of equality that they would rather be equal in slavery than unequal in freedom. (Alexis de Tocqueville)
July 3, 2008 09:20 AM    View printable version     Link to this comment   
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Comment updated July 3, 2008 09:22 AM
     AMEN   Fireworks 

My Vice Presidential candidate can whip your Presidential candidate!
July 3, 2008 10:41 AM    View printable version     Link to this comment   
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 We need some effects to go with our amens.  Let's try this ~

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0qVBh...

Americans are so enamored of equality that they would rather be equal in slavery than unequal in freedom. (Alexis de Tocqueville)
July 3, 2008 02:17 PM    View printable version     Link to this comment   
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December 2, 2007
Fantastic CJBL, I love this Lillpop guy.  I have read and forwarded a lot of his articles on illegals aliens and will forward this one too.  He really knows how to nail this pathetic situation our country is in.

For English, Press One.... For Spanish, MOVE BACK TO MEXICO, and Press Two!!!
July 3, 2008 06:35 PM    View printable version     Link to this comment   
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Comment updated July 3, 2008 07:08 PM

rush-baby -- you have been warned repeatedly to not post in all caps -- you give me no option but to delete your posts (which you did twice also, which is against the rules)!  Sorry -- you must learn to follow the rules.

No Typing in ALL CAPS - Typing in all caps is considered by most to be yelling, and makes posts difficult to read. Typing in all caps is considered to be irritating and rude in nearly all forums.

Post deleted for above reason -- Jim from Texas (CM)
July 3, 2008 06:43 PM    View printable version     Link to this comment   
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Comment updated July 3, 2008 07:09 PM

Post deleted for above reason -- Jim from Texas (CM)
July 10, 2008 02:56 PM    View printable version     Link to this comment   
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Well done!

Someone ought to forward this to Fox News so they can post it on the air for all good Americans to read--or listen to, as the case may be.

That would then certainly change the outcome of the November election! Neither of the candidates from the two Major Parties would win!

And, yes, I'm saying that would be a GOOD thing.



**Cat4USA** "The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people; it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government--lest it come to dominate our lives and interests."--Patrick Henry
July 24, 2008 04:06 PM    View printable version     Link to this comment   
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amen to that.

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