SHOULD AMERICA INVADE MEXICO

Should America Invade Mexico?

Sunday, 11 May 2008

Satire(?)By Lillpop Given the fact that Mexico has, in effect, declared war on our sovereign nation by sponsoring the invasion of America by as many as 38 million illiterate peasants from Mexico, is it not time for the United States to respond? And respond with vigor? For example. Congress should formally declare war on Mexico, effective immediately. President Bush should be ordered to use whatever military force might be needed to wrest control of Mexico from Felipe Calderon and other Mexican elitists whose only solution to domestic problems is to illegally export the problems to America. Once the US military has firm control of the nation, a task that should take about four hours, tops, Mexico's oil production fields and facilities should be seized. All oil proceeds should be sent to the US treasury as partial compensation for the hundreds of billions of American taxpayer dollars wasted by giving public services to illegal aliens. Other actions that must be undertaken immediately: *All foreign aid to Mexico should be cut off; *An interim government should be established and controlled by Tom Tancredo who should serve as the acting president of Mexico, pending further action by the US. *Tancredo's administration should include Jeff Sessions of Alabama, Duncan Hunter of California, and other reasonable conservatives. *Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio should replace Michael Chertoff as the head of Homeland Security. Arpaio's only priority should be to locate and deport every illegal alien in America, using whatever military and domestic police resources he might need. *The Tancredo administration should re-write the Mexican constitution and make it a capitol offense for any person in Mexico to cross America's borders illegally, and to make English the official language of Mexico. *Melanie Morgan should be appointed Director of FDA in Mexico. She should immediately ban the production, sale, export, and consumption of tostadas, burritos, and all other Mexican food because of fat, carbohydrates, sodium and other deadly ingredients. Once law and order has been established in Mexico, Tancredo and his colleagues should return to America and fix the mess here as well! John W. Lillpop San Jose, California John W. Lillpop Is a regular contributor to Borderfire Report, His articles can be emailed to a friend with just two clicks! Click the email link near the article headline. Send Feedback to: satirebylillpop@yahoo.com This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it John W. Lillpop Archives

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Now!  There is something to vote FOR.

 

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Mr. Lillpop writes what I think!

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I especially like this part:

Once the US military has firm control of the nation, a task that should take about four hours, tops,

 

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Yes! If for no other reason than to rescue the citizens of Mexico from a corrupt and dangerous terrorist regime. I have heard rumors that they have weapons of mass destruction. Drugs, lies, propaganda, etc.

I know they entered into some kind of "cultural and education exchange agreement" with IRAN about a year ago.  Remember?

 

 

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Occupy the agave fields first.  Since tequila is cheaper than gas, and burns just as well........we've just solved one part of the global warming threat..........an alternative fuel.........ethanol........the prime kicker of tequila.  Drink all the margaritas you want and dump the rest into your hybrid fuel cell.

Then again, we could freeze corn and wheat shipments to Mejico and without THE basic ingredients of the tortilla.......Mejico would self destruct within a couple months and no invasion would be necessary.

First the agave............then the oil.......................

 

 

One of the most beautiful sites I ever saw was the blue agave fields on the way to Puerto Vallarta, especially the Jose Cuervo fields.

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"Then after ten rounds with Jose Cuervo,"

"I lost count and started counting again."

That should be the anthem of the invading forces.........

What a great article!  I loved every word of it! This is one that I wish were true!

Not to belittle anyone, but it wouldn't work.  Does anyone ever take into consideration any longer what God may have us do, what His will may be?"  "One Nation Under WHO?"  Stop fantasizing, and begin thinking of real solutions to the situation.

I don't look at it as "invading Mexico" as their troops have already crossed our borders several times. It would be more of a counter attack. And if we had our troops stationed along those areas of the border most vulnerable, it would not have happened.

As for the fantasy of "taking over" Mexico and pretty much Americanizing it, doesn't that fit in with their plans for the NAU? And we would be assisting them!

Four hours to conquer Mexico? Seems our leaders thought we would be done in Iraq by now, too! The British in the 1700's thought we would be an easy conquest. They lost. Protecting your own property brings out the fighter in all of us, doesn't it? Against all odds! 

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

Gerald47 said: Not to belittle anyone, but it wouldn't work.  Does anyone ever take into consideration any longer what God may have us do, what His will may be?"  "One Nation Under WHO?"  Stop fantasizing, and begin thinking of real solutions to the situation.

 

Your comment seems to be in stark contrast to the one involving pigs.
We can still fullfill the Lords commands, just let them stay in their Country.  It is, after all, the illegals who break several of the Ten Commandments. 

What I like about the Satire is where Sheriff Joe comes in as Secretary of Homeland Security.  Git'er done, Joe.

The fly in the soup seems to be the fact that the ACLU has turned us into spineless creatures, and not one PC loving 'American' would stand behind such a scenario.   

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msbobbie said:

Should America Invade Mexico?

Sunday, 11 May 2008

Satire(?)By Lillpop Given the fact that Mexico has, in effect, declared war on our sovereign nation by sponsoring the invasion of America by as many as 38 million illiterate peasants from Mexico, is it not time for the United States to respond? And respond with vigor? For example. Congress should formally declare war on Mexico, effective immediately. President Bush should be ordered to use whatever military force might be needed to wrest control of Mexico from Felipe Calderon and other Mexican elitists whose only solution to domestic problems is to illegally export the problems to America. Once the US military has firm control of the nation, a task that should take about four hours, tops, Mexico's oil production fields and facilities should be seized. All oil proceeds should be sent to the US treasury as partial compensation for the hundreds of billions of American taxpayer dollars wasted by giving public services to illegal aliens. Other actions that must be undertaken immediately: *All foreign aid to Mexico should be cut off; *An interim government should be established and controlled by Tom Tancredo who should serve as the acting president of Mexico, pending further action by the US. *Tancredo's administration should include Jeff Sessions of Alabama, Duncan Hunter of California, and other reasonable conservatives. *Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio should replace Michael Chertoff as the head of Homeland Security. Arpaio's only priority should be to locate and deport every illegal alien in America, using whatever military and domestic police resources he might need. *The Tancredo administration should re-write the Mexican constitution and make it a capitol offense for any person in Mexico to cross America's borders illegally, and to make English the official language of Mexico. *Melanie Morgan should be appointed Director of FDA in Mexico. She should immediately ban the production, sale, export, and consumption of tostadas, burritos, and all other Mexican food because of fat, carbohydrates, sodium and other deadly ingredients. Once law and order has been established in Mexico, Tancredo and his colleagues should return to America and fix the mess here as well! John W. Lillpop San Jose, California John W. Lillpop Is a regular contributor to Borderfire Report, His articles can be emailed to a friend with just two clicks! Click the email link near the article headline. Send Feedback to: satirebylillpop@yahoo.com This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it John W. Lillpop Archives

 

Great idea!

We could get batteries of cannons from the circus. The kind that shoot people out. Then fire illegals back across the border.

Let Calderone figure where to put the safety net!

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We should attack only those countries that have declared war on us or are occupying our territory.  Mexico had done both.  Bombs away! 

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Been there done that - how do you think we ended up with Texas, Arizona, New Mexico and most of California

How much more of Mexico do you want?

Just what we need to do - invade another sovereign country that has not invaded us, attacked us or otherwise does not pose a threat to us.

Seems we have a long history of invading countries weaker than our own. Don't take my word for it...just read a history book.

 

 

Arby J. Brown said:

Been there done that - how do you think we ended up with Texas, Arizona, New Mexico and most of California 

(where are you getting your information?)

How much more of Mexico do you want?

Just what we need to do - invade another sovereign country that has not invaded us, attacked us or otherwise does not pose a threat to us.

Seems we have a long history of invading countries weaker than our own. Don't take my word for it...just read a history book.

 

 

 

I think you need to read the history books Mr. Brown.  Let me take you on a trip down history lane:

 

1803 - Louisiana Purchase:  Thomas Jefferson purchased from France all of the Louisiana Territory that would include most of the land between the Mississippi River and Rocky Mountains for $11, 250,000 plus the payment of debt of the U.S. citizens to France; the U.S. claimed the western part of Florida as part of the purchase. 

 

1812 - Louisiana becomes the 18th state.  

 

1819 - The U.S. purchased the eastern part of Florida from Spain for $5 million - (not Mexico) 

 

1822- U.S. colony was established in Texas - (part of Mexico)

 

1836 - Texas declares independence from Mexico and after battles, including the siege of the Alamo;  It was recognized by the U.S. as an independent nation. 

 

1845 - Florida became the 27th state.  Texas was annexed by the U.S. and became the 28th state.  (I believe at their request)

 

1846 - 1848 - War with Mexico over the annexation of Texas.  The treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo in 1848 gave the U.S. the rights to the  New Mexico Territory and California.  Mexico gave up all claim to Texas in exchange of $15 million dollars.

 

1853 -  The Gadsden Purchase: The U.S. paid Mexico $10 million dollars for 300,000 square miles, now part of Arizona and New Mexico. 

 

Now what part of that country did the United States steal?  How about NONE?  You must stop reading Mexican history books!  Start reading American History, and don't read the stuff they are teaching the children of today.  Find some older history books that tell the truth about the way it was...

 

 

Arby J. Brown said:

How much more of Mexico do you want?

Just what we need to do - invade another sovereign country that has not invaded us, attacked us or otherwise does not pose a threat to us.

Seems we have a long history of invading countries weaker than our own. Don't take my word for it...just read a history book.

 

 

  1. We don't want any more of Mexico... we want fewer Mexicans. Twelve to twenty million fewer.

  2. We have been invaded. The Mexican Government has infiltrated 12 - 20 million of its citizens across our border. It is an invasion! These people have no legal right to be here. Mexican military vehicles cross the border. They rabble rouse in our streets for benefits and citizenship. They have false id papers. If the government declared war, we could shoot or hang them as spies.

  3. How about sharing the source of your history with us?

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Arby, I totally disagree.  We have been under threat for several years now.

Economic threat in the form of lower wages for United States Citizens at every level because of the mass amounts of cheap labor.

What about the money sent out of our country that our citizens would have spent in the area where it was earned.

What about the increase in crime?

Threat of disease because of those once eradicated her resurfacing, and they are carried in by people entering the country illegally.

What about our children who are only getting half the education they deserve because teachers have to teach in two languages?

 

 

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