U.S. Navy Directive 16134

OK - On a lighter note. I just recieved this from one of guys over in the Middle East rate now.   You've got to love the military, and God bless them all. YES this directive is actually real. LOL

Directive 16134


U.S. Navy Directive 16134 (Inappropriate T-Shirts)


 The following directive was issued by the commanding officer of all naval installations in the Middle East. (It was obviously directed at the Marines.)


 To: All Commands

Subject: Inappropriate T-Shirts

Ref: ComMidEast For Inst 16134//24 K All commanders promulgate upon receipt.

 The following T-shirts are no longer to be worn on or off base by any military or civilian personnel serving in the Middle East:

"Eat Pork or Die" [both English and Arabic versions]

"Shrine Busters" [Various. Show burning minarets or bomb/artillery shells impacting Islamic shrines. Some with unit logos.]

"Napalm, Sticks Like Crazy" [Both English and Arabic versions]

"Goat - it isn't just for breakfast any more." [Both English and Arabic versions]

"The road to Paradise begins with me." [Mostly Arabic versions, but some in English. Some show sniper scope cross-hairs.]

"Guns don't kill people. I kill people." [Both Arabic and English versions]

"Pork. The other white meat." [Arabic version]


 "Infidel" [English, Arabic and other coalition force languages.]


The above T-shirts are to be removed from Post Exchanges upon receipt of this directive. In addition, the following signs are to be removed Upon receipt of this message:

"Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range at 0800 Daily."

"Do we really need 'smart bombs' to drop on these dumb bastards?"

 All commands are instructed to implement sensitivity training upon receipt.

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It appears I need an "Infidel" T-shrit and a Border Patrol cap.

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That directive sounds like it's from an episode of M*A*S*H!

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Wonder if the Navy will sell me one of those smart bomb/dumb bastards t-shirts since they can't sell then on base anymore!

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PC Bull sh-t you may make the enemy mad.

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Same liberal twist, dont offend the enemies.

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It is strange, isn't it, political correctness in a WAR?  Seems to me that our fighting men/women need all the help they can with effective propaganda, but just call me a racist, anti-anti, for thinking they're right.

Were I still young enough to engage in a firefight with these people, I'd wear an Arkansas Razorback hog helmet and a pork chop necklace with my Infidel t-shirt over my body armor. S***w 'em.

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I'm with you Kak. 

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I didn't see any signs of political correctness on 9/11.

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I see it in our legal system, in our schools, in our wars. It overall gradually changes good to evil and evil to good. The criminal has more rights and the victem becomes the bad guy. I read something from the most rediculous cases. A man owned a shop which was being robbed consistantly. The police knew they were comming in through the skylight when everyone left at night. The man was going broke. He finally decided to take matters into his own hands and had an electrical grid put into the skylight that would shock the theif. Well it worked, but the theif had a heart attack. The owner of the businnes was sued and went to jail for murder.

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bugsygirl: You are right on that one. Sad but true.

Texas Sovereignty: Exactly!

Patsy: If you no someone who has access to a conversancy on base, I am sure they can get you one of the T-Shirts or Signs. I have a few but I have access to a conversancy also.

 

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I wonder if they, in power, would consider some other t-shirts.

say, some in english and arabic, that states "PARADISE?", no your'e going to hell. i dip all my ammo in pig blood before i send it your way

straighttalker1 Good one. I could send this to my friend and see if he would know how to get it to the manufactuer that is making the shirts for them. LOL

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