According to an article in the Washington Post , the Jefferson monument has been discovered to be sinking into the mud . According to the article they are looking into the dangers of this scenario. I could save them a lot of time , trouble and expense if they would only listen to me.
THE MONUMENT IS ONLY TRYING TO GET ON AN EVEN PLAYING FIELD WITH THE REST OF D.C..!
Vote Responsibly and if you don't vote don't complain around me .