What If Illegals Suddenly Vanished?

 

Satire by John Lillpop

What would happen if all illegal aliens in America were suddenly beamed back to Mexico in a grand act of serendipity?

Assume that America was so blessed on October 31, 2006, before the mid-term elections, AND that our borders were properly secured to keep replacement aliens from invading:

Likely positive benefits since October 31

Approx. 3,700 Americans killed by illegal aliens, including those victimized by drunken drivers, would still be alive;

Homeland security would be dramatically improved by removing people of unknown character and criminal history from our midst;

Both chambers of Congress would still be controlled by Republicans, rather than in the hands of the enemy;

Inmate population at state, local, and federal penal institutions would be about 30 percent less;

Education would be dramatically improved because overcrowding would be eased;

Teachers would be able to devote more time to those who belong here, rather than attending to the needs of non-English speaking aliens;

America's health care system would no longer be burdened by millions of uninsured illegal aliens without the means to pay for their health care;

Hospitals and medical clinics forced to close because of freeloading illegal aliens would once again be solvent;

Those who belong in America would be able to count on receiving emergency care in a reasonable period of time, rather than being forced to wait for hours upon hours in emergency rooms overrun by illegal aliens;

American taxpayers would save scores of billions of dollars spent on public services given to those not entitled to such services;

Hundreds of millions of dollars wasted to print documents, signs, and notices in Spanish would be available to meet the needs of real Americans;

With fewer cars on the road, traffic congestion would be dramatically eased, resulting in less carbon monoxide released to the environment. And that means less global warming;

Fewer cars on the road would also mean less dependence on middle east oil;

Most crimes being investigated in Los Angeles would not have been committed;

ID theft would be far less of a threat to Americans;

Welfare and food stamp fraud would be reduced significantly;

DUI cases would drop dramatically;

Life threatening obesity would decline as Americans would be forced to mow their own lawns, clean their own toilets, and wash their own cars;

Fast food restaurants, the bane of healthy living, would no longer have slave labor available to prepare and serve junk food. As a result, meal costs would skyrocket; forcing Americans to feast on tofu and celery sticks instead of cheese-smothered double burgers, fries, and super jumbo milk shakes.

 

That, by the way, would be a good thing!

What about the negative impact, you ask?

Taking 12-30 million illegal aliens out of our economy is bound to have an effect. However, on average, most illegal aliens take more than they put back into the economy, so over time the impact would be quite positive.

Other payoffs for beaming illegal aliens back to Mexico

Antonio Villagarosa would be picking avocados in Salinas rather than destroying the once great city of Los Angeles as it's Mayor, and

Duyba Bush would be forced to learn proper English, rather than relying on illegal aliens to make him sound good by comparison!

 

That settles it: Beam them back to Mexico, Felipe!

John Lillpop is a recovering liberal.

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Adios Amigos!

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Would solve a multitude of problems. I'd be willing to give up burritos.

lol tofu and celery sticks....it might do some of us some good....speaking for me...lol

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It's simple economics. The rich would not be getting richer at the expense of workers and workers would have to be paid more. "There is nothing new under the son."

The illegal problem is not only Mexicans there are persons from all over the world here illegally and they all need to go home, if you could call the places most come from home.

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Yea, like that movie "A Day Without A Mexican"?

Some people would actually have to cut their own lawns!! My gawd.....

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Rayj00 said: 

Some people would actually have to cut their own lawns!! My gawd.....

 We could bring back the Japanese gardeners---that's who used to cut our lawns!

And about the burritos,  it's not rocket science---I've actually learned how to make my own!   Besides, there are plenty of legal Mexican-Americans.

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You will not find a burrito in Mexico not one. They are an american concoction. Mexicans eat Tacos made from whatever they can put on it from candy to fat meat. Rice and beans biggest food staple in mexico. Tortillas for the tacos a little real hot salsa muy bien comida.

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I'd have to do without burritos?  Aww....gee whiz.  Hope they don't keep flattering themselves.  ANYBODY can make a damn burrito.   Anybody can mow a yard. 

 What if the illegals suddenly vanished????  I could walk through Wal-Mart with noooooooooo problems.  That will be a day long remembered.

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My mexican neighbor freind told me they even eat beans for breakfast. She said this is why Americans are sick alot because they eat so much junk. I forgot to ask her why Mexicans drink so much. Wonder if thats caused by some kind of dietary defficiency...lol.

If illegals suddenly vanished...hmmm..I think I would still not shop at Walmart anymore...lol

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I have three boys who are nearing "looking for a part time job" age! I always thought they would do well to mow are neigbors lawns as teens. They have the energy, they would learn a good work habits, it teaches them that money doesn't grow on trees and it gives neighbors more time to socialize! These Illegals have taken this opportunity away from my family and I think it stinks!

What would happen if all illegal aliens in America were suddenly beamed back to Mexico in a grand act of serendipity?

It would be an event to celebrate!  

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        In Georgia, at the Crider Chicken and Swift and Co plants when all the illegals disappeared with the help of BICE actual American citizens got jobs they once held. I could live without them. Lord only knows there are enough of our brothers and sisters here who would be willing to work. We could throw a party to help celebrate. Give'em hell Bugsygirl-I work there and quit shopping. I already cut my own lawn.

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FireWing said: Adios Amigos!

Too much!!!

 

If the current administration wants to be dullardly AND have freedom in a not so civilized world, then it wants what never will be and what never was. A friend in Kissimmee, Florida told me a person of the Muslim faith was apprehended before he blew up a Catholic Church in Kissimmee two or three days ago. Nothing on the news about it. Between ILLEGAL ALIENS and the terrorists that We all know are here a civilized state of affairs may be out the door. Beam me up, Scotty, there doesn't seem to be any form of intelligence in the governing bodies of any countries on the planet. Let's try somewhere else at warp speed.  Beans for breakfast? Yeah, that's the ticket. Beers and beans. Not a very good combination, if you know what I mean. Phew!! I don't even like Mexican food. Never have. Think about what you're really eating. 

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"When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people there is liberty."  - Thomas Jefferson

I loved the day without Mexicans last year!  It was so wonderful!  I wish it was that way all the time!  I miss it....

http://www.LFRAmerica.com  March for America!  Go and read this site and see what you can do to help out with the march!

JHK....come on down and try Tex-Mex.  Good stuff.  Definetely not "Strays on a Tortilla". 

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       I don't mind Mexican food; I just prefer it without Hepatitis, TB, leprosy, or God only knows what unscreened illegals preparing it may have. I report every restaurant that hires illegals via We Hire Aliens. This is a health issue that needs to be addressed.

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"When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people there is liberty."  - Thomas Jefferson

I really like that. Why doesnt our government fear us anymore. They think they can just ignore us and do what they want anyway. When we get too much they just try to replace us with a foreign nation.

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