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George Carlin solves the Illeagle Immigrant mess!!

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March 29, 2007 05:15 PM    View printable version     Link to this comment   
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Comment updated March 29, 2007 05:17 PM
George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop
Using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would
Be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.
Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch
An illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and
Some ammo and ship him to Iraq . Tell him if he wants to come to America
Then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while
He's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a
Citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be
Taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal
Immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens
Trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship
Them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.

"The tree of liberty must occasionally be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots" Thomas Jefferson "If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my children may have peace." - - Thomas Paine
March 29, 2007 06:36 PM    View printable version     Link to this comment   
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February 17, 2007
LOL I love George Carlin's opinions. and at least 95% of the time I agree with him. He's definately got George Bush beat when it come's to humor. Did anyone see Bush's speach where he spoke nothing but one liners? They got a lot of laughs from the audience. The video was on the msn home page today.

The modern patriotism, the true patriotism, the only rational patriotism is loyalty to the NATION all the time, loyalty to the government when it deserves it. Mark Twain
April 22, 2007 09:06 PM    View printable version     Link to this comment   
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April 3, 2007

The thoughts attributed to George Carlin are good thoughts.  I always agree with them when I read them.

BUT!!!  Look it up on truthorfiction.com  or snopes.  George did not say them!

Last I heard, he was a Hollywood Liberal just like most of the Hollywood crowd.

 

do not believe everything in print, especially on the internet.
May 2, 2007 08:56 PM    View printable version     Link to this comment   
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Also, Snopes.com confirms that Carlin did not say that stuff.  They even have a quote from him denying it.

May 13, 2007 02:11 PM    View printable version     Link to this comment   
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March 29, 2007

 

Carlin has been a flaming liberal for ever!!!



Rayj
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May 13, 2007 02:32 PM    View printable version     Link to this comment   
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true, Ray

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